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THE THIMINE TURNER, OHEUON Design for Small Cottage That Typifies Real Spirit of Home Hawaiian Bird Species J in A d v e n tu r e o f th e Scarlet P im p e r n e l BIJ THE I BARONESS l L ' W KU Service Copyright Han Oreajr CHAPTER I Sir Andrew’» Story Here la a llttla roting* which m i n i to typify (ho aplrlt of homo, l u etnry-aiul u liulf ronatrurtlnii hao ht-eu dcslgnt-il to produce ■ charming out ward appearance and tho Interior will bo found equally satisfactory. B y W. A. R A D F O R D U r . W illia m A. Itad rn rd w ill anaw ar questions amt g iv e advice F I I K E O lr CO ST <>a all a iilijn -ia p a rla ln ln a to p ractical tioma b u ild in g , fo r tha rsa d - ora of Ihla papar. O n aocount of hla w ld a aaparlanoa aa editor, a u th o r and m an u faatu ra r, ha la, w ith o u t doubt, tha M ahaat a u th o rity on all thaaa s u b- Jacta. Addraaa a ll ln<|Ulrtaa to W illia m A . Itadford, No. 1111 1‘ ra lrla avanua, C h lra g u , III., and on ly laeloao tw o -c a n t ■ lam p for raply, Whero your houae la fo bo built ft ■lumat na Important aa building It. Tb o particular alao of lot, with tho particular frontage or naturai advan tages wlilch you wnut may not be available to you for eevc-rat n-aaotia. Th e kind of nolgliliorliond, the ill» tance iron, trnnaiiortntlon, tho coudl- tlona na regafda paving, aewer, gna and electricity, etc., aro ootne of tho tlilnga that will govern your aclectlon of a houiealto. Ho wo any pick out tbo place you want to Imlld before you attempt to rlmoae a houae plan. Ilnvlng done that, and with the lot In mind, try to find a houae that will fit It. If It la a nnrrow lot, then you tuuat have a narrow houae; If It la a ahullow lot. then you muat And a plnn that la not too deep from the front to hark hut that It will not mere ly go on your lot. but will leave a little room for ■ backyard and per- hnpa fur a flower or vegetable gar den. It la only by ualng a complete plan, too, that you can get a definite esti mate on the coat of building your home. All oilier flgurea ere hut gueaaea nnd II la dangeroua to gtieea when building, no m a llrr how experi- enred In building the gueaaer la. The pro|H>r person to give you a definite, reliable eatlmale on your home la your local lumber dealer or Color Now Demanded in Present-Day Home Color from lop to bottom, color In side and out. In the kitchen. In the bathroom. In the office, In the living room, on the roof. In the Imaciucnt; In fact practically evei% manufacturer of material« nnd equipment going Into preseul-day building 1« striving to keep pnre with the Increasing demand for color. For Instance, In the roof, the former Stnld black »late has been replaced with vnrled color« In green«, blues, red«, soft browns and purples. The wooden «hlnglea now hnrmnnlze with the painted walla of the houae with soft tints supplied by atnlna. In the bathrooms, soft pinks, or chids, delicate greens, blending blues, contrasting blacks, yellows and Ivories may he «een In the wide nanorlment of bathroom Axturea and accessories In the exhibit. Even the shower cur- tnlna may he obtained In vivid cre tonnes and solid color»; and. of course, the wonderfully colored tiles serve to make a «tillable background for all these. Even In the hnsement there la a flnmlng red furnace Installed on a Aoor of green, or an oil burner of con trasting green and black. In the kitchen color does Its part to relieve this room of Its atmosphere of drudgery. Tainted woodwork, col ored tile, gleaming celling together Method of Painting Over Stain Finish It used to be the style when paint ing Inside woodwork to stain It dark. Nowadays the vogue la painted wood work done In light colors such aa creams, huffs, grays and other tints. As a reault homeowners In some In stances are faced with the problem of painting over stain Anlahes. If anrh a change la made, there I* • certain method to follow In the painting. The reason why care la nec essary Is that old slain under the new coala of paint will often "bleed” ; that la, the oil and turpentine In the new paint will commence working on the stain and dissolve It no that It ahowa through to the surface of the paint In unsightly patches. Mnhognny stain nearly nlwaya bleeds, mission frequently does, nnd golden oak leas often. Skilled painters are well acquainted with this fnct nnd lake stepa to pre vent It hy sealing the stain. Usually they paint over the stain with two rents of pure shellac. After tills Is Hioroughly dry, a coat of white lend builder. Conault h im ; get the beneAt of hla advice on bouiebulldlng cnndl- tlooo aa they obtain In your commun ity. lla will tell you and hie couneel will be ■■ reliable ■■ any ran be, for your permanent aatlafactlon la hla concern end he will aee that you get It. Finally, remember that In horoe- bulldlng, aa In everything rlae, you Second Floor Plan. can not have everything you want. Compromises have to he made some- where and protiahly more have to tie made when building a home than In anything els«. Ho don’t give up too eaelly. Aa a auggeatlon to thoae who are contemplating building a home here la a a mall collage which aeeiua to typify a real aplrlt of home. It’a atory and a half ronatrurtlon haa been designed to produce a charming outside appear ance end the luterlor will tie foulul equally satisfactory. The houae la small, the dlmenaluna being 30 feet by 2(1 feet, hut It contains elx good-elsed rooms. The living room extends the depth of the house end la reached through the covered entrance porch. It la 12 feet A Inches wide end 10 feel long. At the froot, to the left, with three windows at the front and one at the aide, Is the dlrdng room I I feet by 12 feet 0 Indie». At the rear la lb# kitchen 12 feet square. An open atalrwny leads from the rear of the living room to a central hall ou the second Aoor, opening off which are three bedrooms and a bath room. Th e broken roof llnea of this bouae with tho dormer-like windows give« It the appearance of a much larger houae than It really la. It provides plenty of room for n good sized fam ily and 1« of the type that Is moat economical to build. with the color ft the sink and the refrigerator, all do their bit to dress things up In the modern way. Even the stove lias been touched up with a dash of color. The exhibit has noth ing to «ell but la established to ah' the public. Poor Water Pipe Sure to Become Big Expense One of the moat Important features of building a home and one that I* frequently overlooked by the man who Is building for the Amt time or who haa never had any experience living In a houae, la the water pipe. O f course, the plpee are concealed behind a wall or under the Aoor. Once Installed they are not easily accessi ble to repair« or replacements. T o re place the water pipe In a house Is a big and expensive operation, and one that moat contractors do not like to figure on for It means tearing up floor- Ing nnd cracking plaster. Wouldn’t It be far better to select some dependable kind of pipe before the house Is built and Include It, even though It does coat a few dollars more? There can be only one answer to this question. Many architects who are designing homes for discriminating clients today specify brass pipe, liras» pipe Is Im mune to rust and will last aa long as the house stands. and (lotting oil paint Is applied. If no bleeding occurs within two weeks, the work ran he Anlshed off In any manner desired. In obstinate cases the stain will still work through two coats of shellac and one of paint. Then It la necessary to put on coats of shellac and paint until the bleeding stops. Value of Oak Oak lends dignity to any room; It harmonises with woodwork and with furniture cf whatever period. It Is the proper background for rugs. It Is permanent. Tim e only Improves Its mellowness. It Is easily kept In pt<* feet condition; la cleanly and axWa housework. The cost Is negligible compared with temporary Aoor enter Inga. Homes Now Firesafe Now that so much more attention Is being given lo the Aresafety and permanence of residential construe tlon, steel windows anil metal lath Bre practically staple products, being ape rilled with constantly Increasing fra quency. "To n really are Impossible, Mir Percy) Here ere we ladles, raving, “I bear Mr. Brown plays golf on ■Imply raving, about thle latest ex Bunduys,” she remarked to ber bus ploit of lb* gallant Scarlet Pimpernel, and you do naught but belittle bla bend "W ell, wlint ol It!" commented tbe prowess. Lady Blakeney, I entreat, will you not add your voice to our letter. "W hy, I think It's dreudfully chorus of praise, and drown Mir T e r cy’a scoffing In an ocean of eulogy!" wicked." Lady Alicia Nugget was very arch. "Wicked I It’s wicked to play the kind of gulf Brown does on any day Sha ta|>ped Mir I'ercy’s arm with ber fan. 8 he put up a Jeweled linger and of the week I"— Montreal Hlar. abook It at him with a great atr of severity In her Ane dark eyes. Hha Same O ld G am e 8be— In olden llmea when a man turned an entreating glance on M a r had i favor to aak of a girl, ha went guerlte Blakeney, and aa that lady ap peared engroaaed In conversation with ou hie knees. tie— Much the seme nowaday«. bla grace of FllnL Lady Alicia turned When a girl baa a favor to aak of a the battery of ber glancee on bis royal highness. man, abe often does the sac s. "To n r highness,” alia said, appeal She (Incredulously}— (Joes on hei ing!/. knees1 Tbe prince laughed good hnmoredly. B e — Hla. “O b i" be »aid. “do not ask me to Inculcate hero worship Into this mau- H O W SHE LIKE THEM vals auJeL If yon ladles cannot con vert him to yonr view«, how can I— e mere man!” And hla highness shrugged hla shoul ders. There were few entertainments ha enjoyed more than seeing hla friend, Mir Tercy Blakeney, badgered by tbe ladles on tbe subject of their popular and mysterious hero, the Scarlet Pimpernel. "Your highness," Lady A llda re torted. with the pert ness of a spoiled child of society, “your highness can command Mir Percy to give us a true — a true— account of how that won derful 8carlet Pimpernel snatched M. le Comte de Tournoo d'Agenay with Flappet (enduing smoke rings) — Madam la Comtesse and their three "llo w do you like cigarettes. Misa children out of the dutches of thoae OoodaT" Misa G.— “ Between a man'» abominable murderers lo Paris, and lips. Misa Fllpp." drove them triumphantly to Boulogne, where they embarked on board an G o n ■ Boom I English ship and were ultimately My bonnts lesnad over a ass tsnk. safely landed In Dover. Sir Percy T h a h a lg h t o f th a c o n ta n t a to aaa vows that he knows all the facts." H i l l s h l a d a m a t c h to a s s is t him — "And so I do. dear may.” Sir Tercy " O h . b r l n s b a c k m r b o n n ts to m a." now put In. with Just a eoupcou of Impatience In hla pleasant voice, "but, Ta k o It or Leave It T h e Installment Buyer— tiow much as I've already had the privilege to tell you, the facts are hardly worth la this bat! retailing.” Clerk— It Is Sit) cash. “ The facta. Sir Percy.” commanded Mrs. L 11.— And how much by In the Imperious beauty. ”or we'll all stallmentsT Clerk— Fifteen dollars. Ten dollars think you are Jealous.” “ As usual, you would be right, dear down and one dollar a week for Cve lady,” Sir Tercy rejoined, blandly; weeks.— The Outlook. “are not ladles always right In their estimate of ne poor men! 1 am A G u ilty Coetcieece "Th ree months ago I caught a Asb Jealous of that demrned elusive pet" that weighed 40 pounds. I don't re sonage who monopolizes the thoughts member Just when It was exuctly, and the conversation of these galaxies of beauty who would otherwise devote now.” themselves exclusively to us What "Ju ly ." "No, air. I was telling the exact says your highness! Will you deign to ban for this one night at least every truth." reference to that begad shadow!” “ Not till we've had the facts.” Lady Procoaa o f E lim in a tio n Professor of Astronomy— I believe Alicia protested. “ The facts I The facts!" tbe ladies I have discovered a new star, Mlaa cried In an Insistent chorus. Brown. “ You'll have to do It, Blakeney.” bla Miss Brown— llow Interesting— but you won't be sure, I suppose, until highness declared. “ Unless Sir Andrew Ffoulkes would you've counted all the others!— Lou oblige us with the tale.” Marguerite don Opinion. Blakeney said, turning suddenly rrom his grace of Flint In order to give ber FRIED CRISP W IT H EGGS lord an enigmatic smile; "be. too, knows the facts, I believe, anil la an excellent raconteur." “God forbid!" Sir Percy Blakeney exclaimed, with mock concern. “Once you start Ffoulkes on one of his In terminable stories . . . Moreover,” be added, aerlously, “ Ffoulkes always gets hla facts wrong. He would tell you, for Instance, that the demined Pimpernel rescued those unfortunte Tocruon-d’Agenays single handed; «jow 1 hnptien to know for a fact that three of the bravest English gentle men the world has ever known did all tbe work whilst he merely . . “ W e ll!" Lady A llda queried, eager Mias Belle letters— llow do you like ly. "What did that ooble and gallant Scarlet Pimpernel merely do!" Bacon, Mr. Smith. “ He merely climbed to the box seat Mr. 8. (more given to eating than reading)— Fried crisp with eggs, Mias of the chaise which was conveying tbe Comte de Tournon-d’Agenay and hla Belle. family under escort to Parts. And the chaise had been held up by three of T re v e lia g to the L ig h t the bravest . . I n t o th a c lo u d lh a r o co m a a a r i f t T h a t a h o w a t h s a u n 'a b r ig h t ra y . “Never mind about three of the W h a n s o m a o n a « I v e a a fr la n d a lift bravest English gentleman, at tbe mo A l o n s >ha s t o r m y w a y . ment," Lady A llda broke In, Impa tiently; "you shall slug their pralsea E quipped for ths Joh Th e Boes— ! can't lake you on aa a to us again. But If you do not tell us collector. Vnu have a criminal record the whole story at once we’ll call on Sir Andrew Ffoulkes without further at a stlckup man. Th e Applicant— But think ot my hesitation. Your highness!" she plead experience. l>ay or night, with my ed once more. "M y fair one." hla highness re little gat, I always got the money. joined. with a laugh, "I think that we T h o G a lle ry shall probably get a truer account of Lord Bleanua— Tea. we've been fox this latest prowess of the Scarlet Pim pernel from Sir Andrew Ffoulkes. It bunting. Did you like the sport! Mr. Eagleblrd— It looked to me like was a happy thought of l-ady Bla- the hounds were doing all the hunt keney'a," he added, with a knowing amtle directed at Marguerite, “and 1 ing while yon fellows were Just fol for one do command our friend lowing to look on. Paid fo r T h e ir O w n C o m fo rt "How could you afford to aeud your daughter abroad to continue ber mu ales I educarion!" "H u h t It didn’t cost me a cent.” "H ow doe« that happen!” “Th e neighbor« sent her. I didn't, though I wanted to. I'll admit.” O R C 7 .ll Ffoulkes forthwith to satisfy our cari osity." In a moment Mir Andrew Ffoulkes found himself the center of attraction, lie was In his dement ;■ wursi.lper of hie tieloved chief, he was called upoo to sing the praises of the mun whom be admired end loved heat In ell tbe world. lied the bevy of beauties ■ round him known that he was re counting hie own prowess as well as that of his leader and friend they could not have bung iu6re eagerly on hie lips. In the hubbub attendant on settling down so as to hear Mir Andrew'» nar rative even the popular Mir Percy Blakeney was momentarily forgotten. Ttie Idol of London society, he never theless had to lie set aside for the moment In favor of the mysterious hero who. aa elusive as a shadow, was atlll tbe chief topic of conversa tion In the salons of two continents. Th e ladlea would have it that Mir Percy waa Jealous of the popularity of the Mcarlet Pimpernel. Certain It Is that aa s k i d as Mir Andrew Ffoulkes had started to obey bla highness' com mands by embarking on bis sanative, Hlr Percy retired to the farther end of the room, and stretched out hla long lliuba upon a downy sofa, and prompt ly went to sleep. "Is It a fact, my dear Ffoulkes,“ hla highness had asked, “that the gal lant Mcarlet Pimpernel and hla lieu tenants «d u a lly held up the chulae in which the Comte de Tournon-d’Agenay and hla family were being cooteyed to Paris r “An absolute fact, your hlglineas," Sir Andrew Ffoulkes replied, wldla a long-drawn-out “ A h !" of excitement went the round of the brilliant com pany. "I have tbe story from mn.Jame la comtesse herself. Tbe Scarlet Pim pernel. In tbe company of three of hla followers, all of them disguised as footpads, did. at the pistol point, bold Sawed From Extinction T w o Hawaiian birds that were thought to be virtually extinct ara be lleved now lo tie on the Increase— ■ possible result of tlm change of gov ernment of lluwnll fiuni iiiunnrchlrnl to territorial. Th is unique combina tion of result ami cause Is due to the fact that the Iwt and the spapaoe birds— of bright-colored plumage— were bunted for their feathers, with which old-time Hawaiian artisans made the brilliant feather clonks ol royally and chieftain* Tbe Iwl bird wee distinguished for might red tenth era and the apapane had gny-colored plumage used a» bordering for some I of the cloaks. Mince monarchism haa | vanished and a territorial form of gov ernment haa I een set up. the feather , cloaks are now museum rarities or kepi only as the heirlooms of fam Hies. Tbe birds are said to be on the Increase In tbe Hawaii national park, on tbe Island of HawalL Coast to Coast good Grocer« aell and recommend Ituss Ball Blue. Bettet value than any other.— Adv. Awake to Necessity of Checking Soil Erosion An enormous wasta la shortening man's stay on tba earth. It Is soil eroalon. In Texas where soil wash ing baa gone on for years with cot ton cropping, farmers ara d * w terrac ing tbelr rolling lands, with tba en couragement of far-sighted bankers and landlords. Tb a terraces ara bar riers thrown op 8 or 10 Inches above the Held level, which follow the con tour line of tbe hillsides. Beyond these barriers rain water accumulates end gradually sinks Into the soil In stead of washing great gullies Into the hillsides. Terracing not only checks soil washing, it Increases tbe water-holding power of the soil and produces larger crops. Within two years 2.808.2» acres of Texas land out of 90,000.000 In cultivation, have been terraced. There Is no more Important conservation. — Capper’s Weekly. Too much to eat— too rich a diet er too much smoking. Lots of things cause sour stomach, but one thing enn correct It quickly. Phillips Milk of Magnesia will alkallnlso the add. Take a spoonful of this pleasant preparation, and tha system la sooa sweetened. Phillips la always ready to relteva distress from over-eating; to check all acidity; or neutralise nicotine. Re member this for your own comfort; for the sake of those around you. Endorsed by physicians, but they al ways aay PhllHpi. Don’t buy some thing else and expect the san.„ re suits! PHILLIPS L M ilk , o f Magnesia ASK FOR ALLEN S F 00T E A S E for D ancing T ennis golf m Pigs O u tw itte d When pigs refuse to have their pic A gtri may love a young man from tures taken, they can be set In posi the bottom ot ber heart, but there's tion Ilka a group of ten pins on a always room at the top. bowling alley. A contrivance designed by Gus Bohstedt, animal husbandman of the University of Wisconsin, pro vides a large frame of wood and gal vanized Iron with Individual pens. Tbe camera la focused In tbe frame and the bogs are driven Into tbelr pens. When everything la ready tbe pens are lifted Into tbe air and the cam era la snapped before the animals move, eliminating undesirable poses and oft-lost patience. Desert Piece of Punctures Kalahari desert In Bachuanaland. Africa, is no place for aotolsts who dislike puncture«. So declares a re port of an exploring party that has Just returned from there. Punctures averaged 20 a day, says the report, aud this was due chiefly to stumps of dead trees, which often lie Just be neath the sand with points like sharp ened pendls. Indications are that plentiful supplies of good water exist, the report adds, and If these could be located by deep boring the desert could be transformed Into a fine ranching country. AFTER OPERATIONS ‘1 was three times under an operation and I was very weak and nervous and could not eat. I suffered for ten years. I learned about Lydia E. Pink- ham’s Vegetable Compound and my husband bought me a bottle. I felt a little better and he bought me two more. I had the Compound in my home for two years and took it all the time. Now I feel strong and can do anything.”— Mrs. A. M¡chalk, 5443 Mitchell Ave., Detroit, Michigan. W illo w C ane T o o k Root "D id at tha Pistol Point Hold Up the Chaise.” op the chaise which was conveying the prisoners, under heavy escort from their chateau of Agenay, where they had been summarily arre2*«*d, to Paris. “ Inside the vehicle M. de Toornon- d’Agenay. with bis wife, his young son, and two daughters, sat huddled up, half numbed with terror. They had do Idea who bad denounced them and on what charge they had been ar- rested, but they knew well esough what fate awaited them In Paris. Tbe revolutionary wolves are fairly on the warpath Just now. T o prove their love for France, lovely France, whose white robes are stained with the blood of her Innocent children; and to show their seal In her cause, they commit the most dastardly crimes. "Madam la comtesse assured me that her husband, and. In fact, all the family bad kept clear of politics dur- Ing iheae. Ihe worst times of the revo lution. Though all of them are de voted royalists, they kept all show of loyalty hidden In their hearts. Only one thing had they forgotten to da and that was to take down from the wall in madam’« boudoir ■ small min iature of their unfortunate queen.” “ Aud for this they were arrested!" “They were Innocent of everything else. In the early dawn after tbelr summary arrest they were dragged out of their home and were being con veyed for trial lo Paris, where their chances of coming out alive were about equal to those of a rabbit when chased by a terrier." Sixty-five years ago Increase Ken dall thrust a willow stick he had cut for a cane Into tbe ground at Fair- field, Maine, and forgot It. Tha t was bark In the days when Fairfield was known as Kendall’s Mills and saw mills were Its chief Industry. Th e wil low stick took root and today has grown to a tree which Is twenty-four feet In circumference near Its base. Lydia E, Pinkham's Vegetable Compound H u m a n ity Sot A p a rt Every now and again I meet up with a “lonely” man or woman, who Is soch because, through some idiosyn crasy of creation, he or she Is differ ent from the common run of us. It Is rather sad, because there appears to be no help for I t Such folks are like moths confined in a chest of cot ton garments.— Portland Oregonian. L yd ia E. Pinltkam M ed Co. ì.yirn , M i r A boy can never see how redudng the amount of food you eat Is going to do you any good. 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